The Advanced Kender Pocket Grab Table

This is the advanced random pocket grab table V4. This table was created by Doorslam, aka Blake Sorensen, and is copyright 1995-2003 by the same. To use, roll 3 ten sided dice, calling one 'hundreds', another 'tens', and the last 'ones' - 000 = 1000. I have utilized the suggestions of many people. Items marked (GfH:*) are for use in the Game from Hell and are inside jokes or special items for that world that replace the item that would normally come up on that roll. If you don't know what that is, don't worry about it. :) Suggestions for new items are welcomed! Due to various suggestions, and my own ideas, this is becoming a collection of references and inside jokes. I've gotten several emails from people asking for explanations on what some of the items are, and several more who enjoyed trying to figure out where various things came from. Can you get them all? :) This table requires a certain leniency from the DM and he/she may veto any item at whim. This is really aimed at kenders with bags of holding or the infamous Infinite Area Portable Hole. Feel free to distribute this list as you will, but make sure to properly credit the author (which would be me, Doorslam). The latest version is currently available at http://www.unseen.net/kender/pocket.html. Thanks! Oh, I'm sorry, was this your copy? It looks just like mine...

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1 Kender Spoon of Turning
2-3 bollik
4-5 roll of duct tape
6-7 bird feather
8-9 battak
10-11 butterflies
12-13 2d6 purple stones
14-15 3d8 red stones
16-17 chapak
18-19 1d6 red stones
20-21 spatula
22-23 glass eye
23-24 1d8 rusty paperclips
24-25 shapeless lump of metal
26-27 a bug collection
28-29 multicolored wine bottle
30-31 pouchful of achooherb
32-33 hoopak
34-35 1d6 blue stones (+1 hoopak ammo)
36-37 3d4 copper pieces
38-39 Visa card
40-41 bottle of garlic bread sprinkle
42 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Copyright 1986 by Douglas Adams)
43-44 hachak
45-46 1d100 multicolored marbles
47-48 Scooby snack.
49-50 rolled up newspaper
51-52 polpak
53-54 1d10 feet of string
55-56 Beginners Set of Dungeons and Dragons
57-58 sashik
59-60 1d12 fire-proof matches
61-62 Inflatable dart board
63-64 1d20 waterproof paper towels
65-66 chewed up Izzy doll
67-68 sithak
69-70 Thing(from "The Adams Family")
71-72 whippik
73-74 FBI files
75-76 A copy of Playkender and Treehouse
77-78 1d10 feet of rope (frayed)
79-80 stale crust of bread
81-82 carousel brass ring
83-84 rusty pocket knife
85-86 1d8 feet of silk cord
87-88 partridge in a pear tree
89-90 Infinite Improbablity Drive
91-92 cooler full of snow balls
93-94 portable door
95-96 2d4 gp
97-98 pillow
99-100 dragon scale(brass)
100-101 skyhook
102-103 Publisher's Clearing House (R) 10,000,000 steel pieces entry form
104-105 cat's claw
106-107 Broken crystal ball
108-110 bottle of green hair dye
111 Krazy Glue (tm)
112-113 bottle of goo
114-115 bear tooth
116-117 tweezers from a Swiss Army knife
118-119 brass cricket box
120-121 silly putty (tm)
122-123 jar of 1d12 fireflies (all dead)
124-125 book of dragon lore
126-127 fountain pen
128-129 band-aid
130-131 used toothpick
132-133 slinky (tm)
134-135 jar of 2d10 fireflies (living)
136-137 tube of toothpaste (empty)
138-139 yo-yo
140-141 stick
142-143 2 strips of beef jerky
144-145 2 mexican jumping beans
146-147 banana peel
148-149 threaded needle
150-151 rubber chew toy
152-153 1 toothbrush with no bristles
154-155 3d100 toothbrush bristles
156-157 d12 noisemakers
158-159 dragon orb
160-161 whistle
162-163 d6 party hats
164-165 pair of earplugs
166-167 jar of black ink
168-169 3d100 pieces of confetti (in a box)
170-171 rubber chicken
172-173 brown scarf
174-175 drawing of Uncle Trapspringer
176-177 Another member of the adventuring party
178-179 handkerchief (blue)
180-181 Macintosh apple sticker
182-183 potion of cure light wounds
184-185 rodent skeleton
186-187 purple glass
188-189 spork
190-191 Wanderlust potion - if drunk, character goes into wanderlust for 1d4 days.
192-193 Holocaust cloak
194-195 lead figurine
196-197 Parrot umbrella (a la Mary Poppins - roll 1d6, on a 6, it is enchanted with flight)
198-199 Boardwalk stamp from McDonalds
200-201 Aquarium full of Sea Monkeys
202-203 gully dwarf
204-205 dirty tissues
206-207 ruby (value 45 steel pieces)
208-209 pickled giant spider's eye in a jar
210-211 The Necronomicon
212-213 Kender Fork of Attraction (the opposite of a Spoon of Turning)
214-215 roll of duct tape
216-217 handkerchief (white)
218-219 1d20 glazed almonds
220-221 spool of copper wire
222 Cauldron of Infinite custard pies
223-224 Koosh(tm) ball
225-226 coffeepot
227-228 brown mouse (dead)
229-230 Fizban's hat
231-232 bendy straw
233-234 chihuahua
235-236 d100 rubberbands
237-238 grey m&m
239-240 Tickle-Me-Elmo
241-242 white mouse (alive)
243-244 floor tile (GfH: KCCH token)
245-246 blood stained arrowhead
247-248 pillow
249-250 slingshot
251-252 Mickey Mouse (tm) ears
253-254 jar of fleas
255-256 belt buckle
257-258 map case (empty)
259-260 paper
261-262 left-handed smoke shifter
263-264 salt shaker
265-266 Chinese finger trap
267-268 Malibu Barbie
269-270 Crown Royal bag full of dice
271-272 jawbreaker
273-274 AD&D 3rd edition player's handbook
275-276 empty genie bottle
277-278 certificate of Knighthood (Solamnic)
279-280 Dragon Issue #194
281-282 20 used stamps
283-284 corncob
285-286 book, 101 Ways to Start a Fight
287-288 red robes
289-290 VHS cassette, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail
291-292 a toupee
293-294 a watermelon
295-296 pencil
297-298 multi-colored lint ball
299-300 empty red paper box w/ white stripes and the letters KFC on it
301-302 extra hoopak sling
303-304 iron key (magical - will open wizard locks)
305-306 1d10 useless maps
307-308 useful map
309-310 pumpkin
311-312 red glass bowl
313-314 glass jar with powdered minotaur horn
315-316 gnomish sketch
317-318 spool (GfH: shark line spools)
319-320 Half eaten sandwich (Peanut butter and apple jelly)
321-322 vallenwood leaf
323-324 hollow metal tube (GfH: modified rifle)
325-326 Pair of suspenders
327-328 oak branch
329-330 one white sequined glove
331-332 continual light rock
333 healing rock
334-335 pencil
336-337 one shoelace
338-339 Dried-up paint brush
340-341 can of day-glow orange paint
342-343 red crayon
344-345 blue crayon
346-347 Tombstone with the word "Hoffa" written on it
348-349 dixie cup
350-351 yellow crayon
352-353 green crayon
354-355 bag of beans
356-357 orange crayon
358-359 ring of shapeshifting
360-361 ruby slippers
362-363 1d10 plastic champagne glasses
364-365 a feather duster
366-367 Zippo(tm) lighter
368-369 chalk
370-371 bean bag
372-373 jar holding a blue smoke ring
374-375 twinkie
376-377 golden ring (60 steel pieces)
378-379 2d4 rocks +3
380-381 knife +2 vs. evil
382-383 magical staff
384-385 snipe calling whistle
386-387 belt of gender change
388-389 dagger
390-391 wooly mammoth
392-393 tribble
394-395 helmet (human sized)
396-397 extra tip for hoopak
398-399 tea, with complete bone china set
400-401 K5 Identicard
402-403 bola ball (1)
404-405 Boots of Striding/Leaping or Tripping/Falling
406-407 lump of shiny white metal
408-409 Ivory Scrollcase
410-411 Gold Ring, Crossed swords engraved on face
412-413 Technomage Drone
414-415 1d4 Shadow Sprites
416-417 1d8 Blank Weapons permits
418-419 Finger Bone of Murdered Woman
420-421 Pouch of Ginger
422-423 Deli Chopping Block
424-425 Corned Beef Sandwich (with Sauerkraut)
426-427 pocket knife (blade missing)
428-429 Puppy of cuteness
430-431 were-squirrel
432-433 apple tree
434-435 deck of cards
436-437 needlenose pliers
438-439 1d6 Water Sprites
440-441 Data crystal
442-443 Tube of Nanites (half empty)
444 Ring of wish (1)
445-446 panpipe
447-448 286 motherboard
449-450 1 dose dust of disappearance
451-452 2d6 nails
453-454 phillips screwdriver
455-456 Belt of alignment change
457-458 Linux slackware cd-rom
459-460 eyeglasses (lens broken)
461-462 eyeglasses (unbroken)
463-464 can of Jolt(tm) Cola
465-466 1d8 keys
467-468 The most recent April Fool's issue of Dragon(R) Magazine
469-470 Gnomeflinger
471-472 rusted lockpicks (useless)
473-474 Bottle of Celebration Punch
475-476 Nightwatch(C) armband
477-478 Minor spelljamming helm
479-480 usable lockpicks
481-482 Glade Plug-In refil
483-484 Toupee (Brown)
485-486 Revlon Black Hairdye
487-488 1d4 Fire Sprites
489-490 Chest of 49 Silver Daggers
491-492 Chest of 1000 Low value gems (50-100gp each)
493-494 War Hammer (Giant Sized)
495-496 1d10 Silver Pieces
497-498 Hot Pink Halter Top
499-500 Tin of Chocolate Covered Cashews
501-502 6' tall neon outlined metal 'T'
503-504 Random God/Goddess
505-506 Crown Royal (C) bag
507-508 miniature metal dragon
509-510 betamax video cassette
511-512 adult dragon (GfH: Grass[yes, that kind of grass...] Dragon)
513-514 silver brooch (25 st.p.)
515-516 wet-nap
517-518 inflatable beach ball
519-520 potion of truth
521-522 Rabbitslayer (DL Adventures p. 99)
523-524 2 sets of clean linens
525-526 1 lb. dirt from an Earth Elemental
527-528 Tube of Peppermint Foot Wash
529-530 Butterfly Net
531-532 Microwave
533-534 baby dragon
535-536 striped towel
537-539 Minotaur horn (50% chance of pulling out the entire minotaur)
540-542 frying pan
543-545 pair of sandals
546-548 Wile E. Coyote's tiny umbrella
549-551 calico cat
552-554 sash (orange)
555 Universal solvent
556-558 green sash
559-561 lollypop
562-564 purple sash
565-567 yellow sash
568-570 sandbag
571-573 keg of kenderlager
574-576 skin of ale
577-579 hair dye
580-582 crystal dagger
583-585 attack squirrel
586-587 bag (1 lb.) of salt
588-590 2d4 cans of silly string
591-593 Knife +3
594-596 lobster mallet
597-599 jar of nutmeg
600-602 werewolf fur
603-605 finger cymbols
606-608 apple
609-611 1d10 dustbunnies
612-614 bag (1/2 cup) of flour
615-617 roller skates
618-620 4d6 carpet fuzzballs
621-623 water skin
624-626 couch cushion
627-629 hallucinatory cigar (GfH: piece of Bob's tail)
630-632 empty bottle
633-635 horseshoe
636-638 bridle
639-641 5 gallon ale cask (Roll percentage for amount filled)
642-644 flight ring
645-647 hankerchief - black on one side, white on the other (GfH: cloth of enlarge/shrink)
651-655 bell
648-650 Leather bound copy of the Prankthology
651-653 hoopak shaped earrings
654-656 pair of sandals (heel worn through)
657-659 book of kender poetry
660-662 1 ft. of steel chain
663-665 Teddy bear of protection +3
666 Deck of Many Things
667-669 candle (unused)
670-672 candle (half used)
673-675 pink lawn flamingo
676-678 torch
679-681 d12 ft. of steel cable
682-684 d8 pieces of butterscotch
685-687 flint and steel
688-690 RC (c) Cola (1 can)
691-693 black lotus (the flower)
694-696 fishhook
697-699 Cloak of displacement
700-702 tea kettle
703-705 1d8 ft. fishing line
706-708 demilich's skull
709-711 Ring of Animal Friendship
712-714 blue futon
715-717 Intelligent (CN) dagger
718-720 cotton bathrobe
721-723 iron pot
724-726 mirror (unbroken)
727-729 whoopee cushion
730-732 boomerang
733-735 mirror (broken)
736-738 Potion of water breathing
739-741 flask of lamp oil
742-744 cantrip scroll
745-747 vial of perfume
748-750 painter's smock (dirty)
751-753 kaleidoscope
754-756 self-adjusting chainmail shirt
757-759 pickled herring
760-762 hair net
763-765 Ring of Feather falling
766-768 golden bracelet (50 steel pieces)
769-771 combat practice droid
772-774 2d100 KCCH, Inc. business cards
775-776 2d10 Swizzle sticks
777 Priest's holy symbol
778-780 3 chicken eggs
781-783 1d4 arrowheads
784-786 1 Get out of Jail Free Monopoly(R) card
787-789 lock (broken)
790-792 sealing wax
793-795 Webster's Unabridged English Dictionary (C)
796-798 sword hilt
799-801 +3 shot glass/+6 vs. Dwarven Spirits
802-804 lock of blond hair
805-807 finger puppet
808-810 Godiva(R) chocolate bar (Dark w/Raspberry)
811-813 needle
814-816 pipe
817-819 Vorlon encounter suit
819-821 string of christmas lights (one bulb burned out)
822-824 bar of soap
825-827 cloak pin
828-830 1d20 fingernail clippings
831-833 whetstone
834-836 box of miniatures (labeled Warplier 30,000)
837-839 socks (with holes)
840-842 Black book (with addresses)
843-845 1d6 stones
846-848 dried fruit
849-851 red ribbon
852-854 parsley
855-857 sage
858-806 rosemary
861-863 thyme
864-866 whip
867-869 chicken feather
870-872 1d6 darts +2
873-875 tarot deck (non-magical)
876-878 blowgun
879-881 1 use of flash powder
882-884 belt
885-887 baby squirrel (alive)
888 Bag of holding
889-891 3.5" HD disk
892-894 crumpled hat
895-897 a live chicken (GfH: "Enough with the chicken!")
898-900 halter
901-903 Eyeglass case
904-906 jar of honey
907-909 jalapeņo (on a steeck)
910-912 Wand of Wonder
913-915 2d8 copper pieces
916-918 1d4 platinum pieces
919-921 1d4 oak leaves
922-924 Spam (tm)
925-927 panpipe (GfH: Pipes of Vendyr)
928-930 purple chalk
931-933 flute
934-936 d4 sq. ft. of astroturf
937-939 scissors
940-942 bird cage
943-945 clam shell
946-948 lantern cover
949-951 spray paint (d6: 1-black, 2-white, 3-blue, 4-green, 5-flourecent orange, 6-violet)
952-954 glass bottle
955-957 mosquito net (GfH: pixie net)
958-960 piece of parchment
961-963 scroll of protection from plants
964-966 d6 peppercorns
967-969 chicken bone
970-972 bottle of Tobasco (tm) sauce
973-975 hawk feather
976-978 glass eye
979-981 flea circus
982-984 glue
985-987 inflatable beach ball
988-990 noble's signet ring
991-993 ring of protection +1
994-995 Scarab of Insanity
996-997 Pixie sized two handed bastard sword. (Letter opener designed like a sword, +2 vs. paper.)
998-999 3d6 +1 arrowheads
1000 Ring of Invisibility
Thanks to those who have suggested items! I'm going to start adding the names of everyone who suggest at least one item, I wish I'd been doing it from the beginning. If you do send suggestions, please include your name so I can give you credit! If you don't, I'll have to use your email address (minus the @domain part).

Cyndi Caron

Jason Cumberland

Kaia

Rie

Sniferdoo

Firebolt

Samonios

Andy "Jester" Phillips

Jeremy Bartlett

Turin

Joseph Zalewski

Spoonhanger

Opi

Lord Soth(404)

Ricardo Lopez

Taleweaver

Pokey

Aaron

Aeon Dragonfun

Mriavala

Justin

Dragonbean Brokenhingee

Svich

Ben Klimek

Mike Bailey

Amanda Korody

Darkstar Killcat

Pantha Catscratch

Lyric Derillyn

Chuck Janet

Khendra Twinknot

Rilam Swifthand

Drawmij Ariessus

Thorn Mage

Kiri-Jolith

Matt Winn

Manicotti Toafoo

Padgiwat Feathergut

CarlCB
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